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Mens I Watched The Solar Eclipse And All I Got Were These Retinal Burns Funny T Shirts

$16.99

Size
Color: Heather Black - Retinal Burns

I don't really see why everyone loves these things. It kinda messed up my eyes.. The great totality is upon us. You need to look your best so why not check out this funny eclipse shirt. We only have one or two of these a lifetime you know. You don't want to show up to the party without your solar eclipse shirt 2024.

Product Materials

Ringspun Cotton Shirt

Our ringspun cotton shirts are super soft and will remind you of your favorite vintage items in your wardrobe. After printing, each item is cured under high heat to prevent fading and flaking.

Care Information

- Machine Wash Cold
- Dry Low Heat

Delivery & Shipping

Domestic Shipping:

  • First Class Mail (2-7 business day delivery - Starts at $4.50)
  • Priority Mail (2-5 business day delivery - Starts at $6.99)
  • Express Mail (1-2 business day delivery - Starts at $19.99, Signature Required)

Canadian Shipping:

  • Canadian First Class (Not Trackable, Delivery within 20 business days - Starts around $7.99)
  • Canadian Priority Mail (Partially Trackable, Delivery within 10 business days - Starts around $22.50)
  • Canadian Express Mail (Trackable, Delivery within 5 business days - Starts around $35)

International Shipping:

  • International First Class (Not Trackable, Delivery within 20 business days - Starts around $7.99) - Delivery time varies by country/customs
  • International Priority Mail (Trackable, Delivery within 10 business days - Starts around $22.50)
  • International Express Mail (Trackable, Delivery within 5 business days - Starts around $35)
  • Global Express Guaranteed (Trackable, Delivery within 3 business days - Starts around $55)
  • Global 2-Day (Trackable, Delivery within 2 business days - Starts around $120)

Payment & Security

Payment methods

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  • American Express
  • Apple Pay
  • Diners Club
  • Discover
  • Meta Pay
  • Google Pay
  • Mastercard
  • PayPal
  • Shop Pay
  • Visa

Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.

Hilarious Shirts For Every Nerdy Obsession

With new designs every week, I'm sure you'll find one that speaks to you!

Why Nerdy Shirts

  • High Quality Service

    Whether you have a question about shipping times, or you are curious as to what we can do to help you create the best custom apparel for your needs, our dedicated staff won't rest until you are 110% satisfied.

  • The Best Materials

    Our ringspun cotton shirts are super soft and will remind you of your favorite vintage items in your wardrobe. After printing, each item is cured under high heat to prevent fading and flaking.

  • New Designs Every Week

    We're inspired by everything around us, and never stop working to bring you new funny graphic designs for every taste and preference.

  • Affordable

    Our shirts ensure you can express your style without emptying your wallet. While still maintaining a high quality of materials and services we have been able to lower costs to be more accessible.